Welcome to the neighborhood!

Every year, people head out into their yards to put up Christmas lights. Of course, half the time they do so they realize that most of the bulbs stopped working while they were sitting up in the attic, or that squirrels have chewed through the cords — which, in turn, brings in a round of cursing and yelling. Happy Holidays, everyone!

This guy took things to the next level. Not only did he develop an intricate Christmas light display capable of blinding everyone who passes it, but he used that power to synchronize the displays to music and, of course, funny voicemails.